Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan. (Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan)
Eleven straight wins, you wore that classy “Muck Fizzou” shirt like you meant it. (Pinch me, I’m dreamin’!)
A season of bloated statistics and over-hyped wins against Junior Varsity competition.
(Serve another cupcake!)
Losing to a superior team with better players is no match for your what-if scenarios and could-have-been dreams.
(The field goal missed by inches!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light you emphatic engineer of excuses. After all, you would’ve won the game if it was played somewhere else!
(Mr Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan.)