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Leave it to kU to have embarrassing t-shirts. In my opinion, you don’t have “swag” if you wear a something that says said word.

Leave it to kU to have embarrassing t-shirts. In my opinion, you don’t have “swag” if you wear a something that says said word.

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Lolz

Lolz

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New Bill to Ban Certain Liscense Plates

A new bill is being pressed by a Mizzou Alum who has sent a proposal to MO Governor, Jay Nixon, which includes a provision that would only allow Missouri schools to be placed on specialized license plates.

One should note that Jay Nixon is a fellow Tiger himself.

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Cutest video ever!

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We are supposed to refrain from doing this…like that’s gonna happen.

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NMT, come on now…

It’s a rivalry sure, but to poke fun at an opposing player (Thomas Robinson) about his late mother is an embarrassment to the whole University. For those of you who didn’t hear, a student at MU came up with the oh so funny phrase of (sarcasm), “NO MOM TOM” or the abbreviation “NMT” and was planning to create t-shirts.

While kU has had their fair share of insults, play on words, and hooligan chants (Meth Capital of the World, MUCK FIZZOU, Mizzery etc.), no one should ever bring up a players personal life, especially an issue as delicate as ones late mother.

There really is not much else to say. It is stupid that because what one kid does, people exclaim that the entire University is classless. I can assure you kU fans that there are people with a soul on this campus.

*side note: you would think from walking around campus all day I would have heard something about the situation, but instead it is now 11:30pm and I am just getting word. I could definitely see a kU fan just randomly posting on a basketball thread saying “Hey! Did you hear what Mizzou fans are saying?! NMT!” i.e. making the whole thing about…

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Mizzou Accepts Independence Bowl Bid

Opponent: North Carolina Tarheels (7-5, 3-5 ACC)

What: AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl

When: December 26, 2011 at 5pm

Where: Shreveport, Louisiana

This bowl game marks MU’s 7th consecutive bowl game, a school record, and 8th bowl game in 9 seasons; Overall this is Mizzou’s 29th bowl game.

The NC Tarheels are 2-4 in their last 6 games, after opening the season 5-1. They are also making their 29th bowl appearance.

*Side note: The Kansas Jayhawks are heading back to the Toilet Bowl presented by Kohler for the 3rd straight season. kU finished 2-10 and 0-9 in the Big 12. They look to knock off a Piece of Shit (1-11) and end their dreadful streak. Piece of Shit is looking for their second win of the season.

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 7!

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan. (Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan)

Eleven straight wins, you wore that classy “Muck Fizzou” shirt like you meant it. (Pinch me, I’m dreamin’!)

A season of bloated statistics and over-hyped wins against Junior Varsity competition.
(Serve another cupcake!)

Losing to a superior team with better players is no match for your what-if scenarios and could-have-been dreams.
(The field goal missed by inches!)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light you emphatic engineer of excuses. After all, you would’ve won the game if it was played somewhere else!
(Mr Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan.)

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 6!

kU sucks!

Didn’t have time to make a post for today, so I kept it short and sweet :]

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 5!

How does kU fans count to ten?

0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 4!

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 3!

Did you hear kU is covering their basketball court with cardboard?

Yeah, they decided that their team only looks better on paper.

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 2!

It’s the first day of school and the teacher thought she’d get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.” The next little boy says: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”  Then one little boy says: “My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.”  The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, “I’m sorry but my dad coaches football for the Kansas Jayhawks and I was just too embarrassed to say so.”

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Q: Why doesn’t KU have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

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Make Fun of KU Week! Day 1!

Coming off a victory in the 120th Border Showdown, Mizzou crushed the Beakers *cough* I mean kU (they don’t deserve to have their first letter capitalized), 24-10, thus capturing the Indian War Drum for the 3rd consecutive year, and 5th time in 6 years. In celebration of our feat, True To Mizzou will be posting something everyday this week poking fun at the Kansas Jayhawks and their University. Fun fact to all the Kansas fans out there, MU OFFICIALLY wins the football rivalry! How, you ask?

Mizzou Tigers record vs. kU in football before the showdown on Satuday:

55-55-9

kU Jayhawks record vs. MU in football before the showdown on Saturday:

55-55-9

Mizzou wins on Saturday 24-10!

Mizzou Tigers record vs. kU in football after the showdown on Saturday:

56-55-9

kU Jayhawks record vs. MU in football after the showdown on Saturday:

55-56-9

Do the math, and yes I grant you permission to use a calculator.

TROLOLOLOL. kU sucks, we rule! No one likes basketball in compared to football. M-I-Z-F-k-U! It is truly a shame that you are not interested in playing Mizzou once we become a member of the SEC, grow a pair.

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