Did you hear kU is covering their basketball court with cardboard?
Yeah, they decided that their team only looks better on paper.
It’s the first day of school and the teacher thought she’d get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.” The next little boy says: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.” Then one little boy says: “My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.” The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, “I’m sorry but my dad coaches football for the Kansas Jayhawks and I was just too embarrassed to say so.”
Q: Why doesn’t KU have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Coming off a victory in the 120th Border Showdown, Mizzou crushed the Beakers *cough* I mean kU (they don’t deserve to have their first letter capitalized), 24-10, thus capturing the Indian War Drum for the 3rd consecutive year, and 5th time in 6 years. In celebration of our feat, True To Mizzou will be posting something everyday this week poking fun at the Kansas Jayhawks and their University. Fun fact to all the Kansas fans out there, MU OFFICIALLY wins the football rivalry! How, you ask?
Mizzou Tigers record vs. kU in football before the showdown on Satuday:
kU Jayhawks record vs. MU in football before the showdown on Saturday:
Mizzou wins on Saturday 24-10!
Mizzou Tigers record vs. kU in football after the showdown on Saturday:
kU Jayhawks record vs. MU in football after the showdown on Saturday:
Do the math, and yes I grant you permission to use a calculator.
TROLOLOLOL. kU sucks, we rule! No one likes basketball in compared to football. M-I-Z-F-k-U! It is truly a shame that you are not interested in playing Mizzou once we become a member of the SEC, grow a pair.